The Global Test

This was originally posted with no explanation as to its origin. There have been some who questioned the authenticity of this document. In order to eliminate all questions regarding this document I submit the following: John F. Kerry wrote this document as evidenced by the signature “John F---ing Kerry” at the bottom of the original. The source for this document is UNIMPEACHABLE. A woman calling herself Mrs. Gomez called me one night claiming she had this document written by John Kerry. We arranged for her to leave the original at a predetermined location where I then recovered the document. I immediately photocopied the document and burned the original so as to protect Mrs. Gomez’s identity. I then faxed these photocopies to myself. Then I hired the BEST document experts that CBS could recommend to authenticate the faxes. They stated that they are authentic. I also have testimony from John Kerry’s secretary that while she definitely did not type this for him it IS in keeping with his attitude and sounds like something that he may have had her type at some other time.

Now that I have proven without a doubt that John Kerry wrote this, John Kerry needs to answer for the following Global Test:

1) (1pt) Does the U. S. President believe this use of force in the best interest of the United States?

2) (1pt) Does the U. S. Senate believe this use of force in the best interest of the United States?

3) (1pt) Does the U. S. House of Representatives believe this use of force in the best interest of the United States?

4) (1pt) Does the U. S. public believe this use of force in the best interest of the United States?

5) (1pt) Do ALL of the legitimate intelligence agencies in the world agree with the facts used to convince the President, the Senate, and the House of Representatives of the need to use force?

6) (1pt) Have we spent an excess of ten years trying to get the U.N. to act on this threat?

7) (1pt) Do we have a coalition of thirty plus countries assisting us?

8) (1pt) Are we assured by out military of a swift, low casualty war?

9) (1pt) Does our military assure us that this will not detract from other military actions around the globe?

10) (1pt) Does our Central Intelligence Agency assure us that it is a “slam dunk”?

11) (30pts) Do the French agree with this use of force?

12) (30pts) Do the Germans agree with this use of force?

13) (30pts) Do the Russians agree with this use of force?

To pass this test one needs ONLY 75 pts or more worth of “yes” answers.

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